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Humor #58
Subject:
Always check your email address before sending
It
seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota who decided to go to
Florida for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. Because
both of them worked, they had some difficulty coordinating travel schedules.
They finally decided that the husband would leave for Florida on a certain day
and the wife would follow him the day after.
The man made it down to Florida as planned and went directly to his
hotel. Once in his room, he decided
to open his laptop and send his wife, who was still back in Minnesota, an
e-mail. However, he accidentally
left off one letter in typing wife's e-mail address and sent the e-mail off
without realizing his error.
In
another part of the country a widow had just returned from the funeral of her
husband, a Lutheran Pastor of many years, who had been "called home to
glory" just a few days earlier. She
decided to check her e-mail because she was expecting to hear from her husband's
relatives and friends. Upon reading
the first message she let out a loud scream, fainted and fell to the floor.
The
woman's son rushed into the room and found his mother lying on the floor. He
glanced up at the computer screen and saw the following:
To:
My Loving Wife
Subject:
I've arrived!
I've
just checked in. Everything has been prepared for your arrival here tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Your Devoted Husband.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
You
know you are in Missouri during the summertime when:
-The
best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-Hot
water now comes out of both taps.
-You
can make sun tea instantly.
-You
learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
-The
temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
-You
discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
-You
discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
-You
actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-You
break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
-Your
biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
-You
realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
-The
birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
-The
potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and
-Farmers
are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying
hard-boiled eggs.
-The
cows are giving evaporated milk.
-The trees are whistling for the dogs.